Ok, I can't take credit for this, it comes straight from this fanfic: [link]
Go read it! It's really funny! I think that person also has a dA account, and I'v seen some comics of this story around as well. Maybe I'll put some more links up. *shrugs*
Oh, and I made a background design thingy!! I've never really done that before! ^_^
"Rather, that should say "cream and two sugars". LIKE HIS SOUL. The narrator emphasizes that the lack of a heart does not turn everyone into a whiny, angsty, wrist-cutting loser."